| This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next
to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open
and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in there?"
The guy in the Rolls says "Yes, of course
I do."
"I got one too... see?"
"Uh huh, yes, that's very nice."
Then the man in the Granada says, "You got
a fax machine?"
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!"
"Uh-huh."
The light is just about to turn green and
the guy in the Granada says, "So, do YOU have a double bed in back there?"
And the guy in the Rolls says "NO!
Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here
see?!"
The light turns and the man in the Granada
takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so
he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double
bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done
and he picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the
Granada. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he
pulls his Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Granada are all
fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out
of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Granada.
The man in the Granada finally opens the
window a crack and peeks out and the guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember
me?"
"Yeah, Yeah, I remember you. What's
up?"
"Check this out I got a double bed installed
in my Rolls."
And the man in the Granada says, "YOU
GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT!" |
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